Once the death had been formally announced,
a member of the commentariat
remarked that the prospect of dying from cold
and hunger in one of the earth’s richest countries
had been rendered ‘insignificant’.
The Holocaust Memorial in Hyde Park,
London – one of the city’s eight ‘Royal Parks’ –
was turned into a garden of remembrance
for a rich old woman who died in her bed.
The Speaker of the House of Commons,
one of whose predecessors defied a king
and his torturers, declared the funeral
to be “the most important event
the world will ever see” – so putting
the Big Bang, the ability to make fire,
the invention of the wheel, Jesus Christ,
and the end of human life on earth,
for example, into their proper place.
***
Through medieval mummery that hints at
the divine right of monarchs to rule
and nostalgia for the greed of empire,
politicians and pundits and priests –
who patronisingly tell us what we feel
and what we have felt for seventy years –
have bamboozled this divided nation.
Millions of children go hungry each day
yet we are taxed to fund a lavish,
three-ring circus of inanity,
where few are entitled, and many defer,
where all dissent is cancelled or shamed,
and new divisions appear like sudden
sinkholes in a busy, familiar street.
***
After a long day of 24/7
coverage of flags, martial music,
and gold brocade, of piped laments, drum beats,
and bells tolling, of mobile phones held aloft,
and superstitious symbolism sanctified,
I remembered her father’s funeral,
when I was nine. We had the day off school.
With my maternal grandmother, who was born
six years before Queen Victoria
took the title Empress of India,
I watched the procession live in black and white
on our new tv with its nine inch screen.
There were no daytime tv schedules then,
and very few cameras capable
of outside broadcasts, so the programme
must have been comparatively short,
but the Dead March from Handel’s ‘Saul’, the slow march
of the sailors pulling the gun carriage –
that had borne the dead king’s father’s coffin,
his grandfather’s, and his great grandmother’s –
their deliberate steps, sliding each foot
so slowly before returning it to earth,
like booted dancers in grey greatcoats,
seemed to last almost forever on that
cold February day, when I first learned
what we will do for death.
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Kevin Dyer
October 28, 2022Good stuff. Really good stuff. Great tone, great intelligence. technically strong too – very impressive, whether one is a monarchist or not.
When the world is as it is, it is the job of writers to write – sometimes at least – about what matters.
Harvey Lillywhite
October 28, 2022Laughing out very loud at ‘putting
the Big Bang, the ability to make fire,
the invention of the wheel, Jesus Christ,
and the end of human life on earth,
for example, into their proper place.’
Ferocious!
Loved the popping p’s and the commentary so well assembled in the middle, but especially was taken by the ending….the old TVs…beautiful. I was there with you.
Clive Watkins
October 29, 2022A powerful piece of writing, David, in the manner intimated so long ago in the pages of Elsewhere. The last clause here is a box containing many boxes.
Kate Harrison
November 1, 2022Have never really been a fan of royalty since the queen mother annoyed me when I was 8. We were on a school trip to Somerset House but were told we could not go in as the Queen Mother had turned up. We were allowed to stand there being accessories. Perhaps I should not have said, when asked about our visit, “We can’t go in because you are here”. I imagine the security services have been observing me ever since.
John+Plummer
November 21, 2022They cross our paths, waste our time and charge us for the privilege. 15 years ago in Lerwick, raining around corners, we headed for the brilliant new interpretative Shetland Centre. The perfect introduction to a week’s exploration. Lights ablaze, conspicuously ready for visitors with solemn little notices: ‘opening delayed until next month’. Charles and Camilla cutting the ribbon. I offered to open the place for them. We were ushered away. One tiny frustration for man, one absurd pantomime for humankind.